the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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