Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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