Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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