tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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