The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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