i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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