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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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