Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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