Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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