Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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