OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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