It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Can I color on your dick again?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
