The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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