i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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