the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
His nipple licking is glorious
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