is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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