dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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