if you like me you must not know who I am
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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