North Korea, Best Korea!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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