Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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