This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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