you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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