i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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