Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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