so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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