why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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