Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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