They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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