Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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