I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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