yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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