Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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