just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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