Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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