i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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