Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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