she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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