Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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