If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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