My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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