I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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