that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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