The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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