I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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