Taylor Swift is so right about you.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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