Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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