So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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