Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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