google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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