It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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