just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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