she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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