Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it was like eating out sand paper
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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