Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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